Monday, January 10, 2011
Friday, July 30, 2010
Celebrities I've Met: Eva Mendez
One day I was wandering around the city and found my way towards the Meatpacking District. Any New Yorker know anytime you see a series of Haddad trucks they're filming either a movie or television show. Making my way back around the block I saw two women exiting the trailers. I asked one of them do you know whats going on around here? Whatever answer she gave me wasn't important. Even though she had shades I was able to make out her other facial features and conclude "Hey you're EVA.." (I was about to say Longoria but knew that was the girl from Desperate Housewives). She took a sharp turn across 14th Street. The only thing I could get out of my mouth was "You're famous". In an accent she said "No I'm not, I wish I was famous". Later on a crew member informed me that Eva Mendez was indeed in the set that day. The movie is titled "Last Night" starring Keira Knightley.
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Joke from an old timer
Jack and Jill went up the hill to eat a little candy. Jack got a shock, Jill got a cock, her name was really Randy
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Waffles and Tits
The party will be in Bushwick following the Gay Pride Parade. If it wasn't for the $10 cover I'd seriously consider it.
Sunday, June 13, 2010
I cum so hard I begin hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. Slowly, I pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. I laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.
I approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. I extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. But suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.
The fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. One thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. I try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. I inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. I hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. I will never be the same. I am forever a shit faggot.
I approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. I extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. But suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.
The fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. One thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. I try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. I inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. I hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. I will never be the same. I am forever a shit faggot.
>Actualy making drugs illegal does decrease those who use it.
Ok, lets see your reasoning...
>Some kids wont do it because they don't want to break the law and get cought, where as if it was legal they'd do it.
Because there aren't such things as age limits... oh wait!
>Some people aren't retarded and don't want to go to jail.
>Take control of people's freedoms to get them to do what we want.
You're either trolling or incredibly stupid.
Ok, lets see your reasoning...
>Some kids wont do it because they don't want to break the law and get cought, where as if it was legal they'd do it.
Because there aren't such things as age limits... oh wait!
>Some people aren't retarded and don't want to go to jail.
>Take control of people's freedoms to get them to do what we want.
You're either trolling or incredibly stupid.
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About Me
- Chris Wilson
- I started going to Fitness Competitions in 2006 and slowly became a hobby for me to take pictures of female bodybuilders and fitness models on and offstage